'Boss Hogg' of Texas Politicians Busts a Rhyme and Busts Budgets

Rick Perry. A.K.A. 'Pretty Ricky' Raps about his crib



It’s your boy, Rick Perry. A.K.A. Pretty Ricky is what they call me. Yes!

I’m Rick Perry; Texas hip-hop; used to be democrat, then I flip-flopped

Now I’m republican like George Dubya; If you’re not on my side, I got no love for ya

Trans-Texas Corridor that’s my plan; bulldoze acres of private land

Boss Hogg, raisin' hell; and if you don’t like it, oh well

Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Spending all the taxpayer’s money on my mansion

I’m Rick Perry, I won’t retire

Back in June ’08 my mansion caught fire

It was ugly but not detrimental; used the taxpayers’ money and got me a rental

Renovation, it was rampant; Now my mansion’s big like Jed Clampett’s

Taxpayers’ money helped me get my digs; I should have been featured on MTV Cribs

Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Spending all the taxpayer’s money on my mansion

I’m Rick Perry, 10 years in the game; I’m all about money and government fame

Private jets, foreign cars, designer suits, exclusive bars

Friends ask me, “now, what you doin’?” I tell them I’m a modern day JR Ewing

And when you’re rich, life’s always sunny; So I guess I’ll make it rain with the taxpayers’ money

Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Knock ‘em out the box, Rick; Knock ‘em out, Rick
Spending all the taxpayer’s money on my mansion

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